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Music Archive » Jazz » Weird Jazz » AUGUSTO MONK: If Girls Don't Come To Me, I'll Go Home On My Own.
This is my first album in the singer songwriter medium. It's a narrated story with songs, quite dirty and expicit. In a nutshell, it's about a guy who wants to get laid and nothing work until he gives up and then... Other than working as a cheesemonger, he doubles as a detective, frequents The Lesbian Coffee Shop where he's hired by the hairy manageresss to solve a case. The tone is very much along the lines of Frank Zappa, Kinky Friedman, and Tom Waitts.

The music shifts from jazz to rock to atonal wierd stuff.

I have perfomed the tracks myself with aunique set up that consists of keyboard (left hand), bass pedal-board (left foot), bass-drum (right foot) and snare durm and cymbals (right hand) plus vocals, all done simultaneousely; this sort of on-man band was inspired by drummer Kenwood Dennard many years ago when I saw him palying with Wayne Shorter.I used Martina Vior on guitar for two of the tracks, still done in one take.

Check out the artist's website:
http://www.urbanspook.co.uk

Track List:
1. Prologue
2. But You Love Me as A Friend
3. Introduction To The Cheese Boutique
4. God Bless the Cheese
5. Brief Note About Cheese Memories
6. Memories Of A Cheese Monger
7. Ellegy To Abu
8. Anthem To Abdul Hammed Habbub
9. Ode To The Phone Company
10. Epilogue
11. I Love You, But You Don't Love Me

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